Friday, May 10, 2013

Paradoxical...I am...

Clearly it's been a few days since my last blog.  No excuses, ya girl has been lazy!  That's what that 3rd trimester will do to you I hear.  I am currenly 7 months pregnant and anxious to meet my son!

Anyyyyways...I was sitting at work today and a thought hit me, "I wish I could walk barefoot everywhere I go & not care."  This thought led me to many more thoughts, so I thought, I ought to just write about it.  Here goes...

The following is a list of things about myself that are just so paradoxical. 

1. I love being barefoot and walking outside without shoes; toenail paint chipped and all.  If I had a choice, I would leave the house shoeless on most days.  At the same time, I love my shoes! I gotta have my heels, my Js, my sandals, my chucks, my vans, my toms...you name it, I've got in my shoe rack.  The amount of shoes I have irritates my husband to no end LoL! In addition, there is no better feeling than looking down & seeing a fresh pedicure on my toes ahhhh! Simply blissful (:

2. I am the most opinionated, outspoken, smart-mouthed person I know...no one has ever crossed my path & has matched me in this area (yet).  You want to have a clowning session? Bring it onnnnn pahtnah! You cannot see me with my comebacks =P On the other hand, I can be reserved, calm, quiet, & timid to speak.  Sometimes when I'm getting clowned on, I ball up like a rolley-polley & cry myself to sleep.  *shrugs* I guess depending on if it's that time of the month or not, I'm on one end or the other here.

3. People irritate me.  I indulge in the quietness of my room, and unlike others, I love being by myself.  I've been to the movies, a restaurant, and to a carnival by myself. After church, I'm the one who goes straight to the car to be alone...weird? Yeah I know.  At the same time, I love being at social gatherings.  I love being around my family & church family whether it's a special occasion or not.  Not to mention, I hate when I'm alone without my husband.  Annnnnd...I love meeting new people & getting to know them on a personal level.

4.  I loooooove love love puppies, but I hate dogs.  Once a puppy becomes a dog, BYE BYE! LoL!

5. I HAVE to eat breakfast EVERYDAY! I cannot for any reason at all miss breakfast.  Only thing is, I rarely eat breakfast food for breakfast -___-

6.  I have love sunny days, but I enjoy them indoors =P

7.  I'm a beach bum at heart, but I hate sand.  I'd rather wear socks & shoes to the beach rather than feeling the "sand beneath my feet". Yeah, I aint about that life.

8.  I love drinking cold beverages in the winter.  Slurpees & frappacinos tasted better in December than they do in July.  I don't know why?!

9.  Even on a hot summer night you will find me under my comforter, warm & snug.

10.  I am lazy by nature, but I'm a go-getter at heart.  I guess you can say I put the PRO in procrastinator (:  that's how I got through college LoL!

11.  I looooove to walk...but if you were to ask me to go for a walk, I'd turn you down. 

12.  I'm the most tom-boyish girly girl I know. 

Oh there's so much more to me...my poor Husband!  God bless Him for loving me regardless of the fact that I'm one big-ol oxymoron LoL!  Easy on the moron guys (: